Zombies, video games, and being awesome.
LIES HE TELLS ABOUT HIMSELF:
Ethan is a sophisticated man like a king. He was born in a castle in the French country side where he learned the art of arrogance. At the age of nine he went to live with an exclusive congregation of monks where he learned tactical zombie combat. During his time with in the monastery, he wrote a book about 'hipster theory'. Now he joins the Gearbox Union as our equal and comrade in arms.