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Iron man 3
star trek: into darkness
the man of steel
the world's end
best of the rest
M. Night Shyamalan's final attempt to atone for some rather lackluster films as of late. Starring Will Smith and his son returning to Earth after it has been left by humanity for over a thousand years. I won't hold my breath, "The Last Airbender" was somehow destroyed by M. Night. This could be okay though.
Johnny Depp as whoever, whenever. Honestly though, it's the team that brought us "Pirates of the Carribean" so it will be loud and fun if nothing else. On a side note, it's gotten really, really weird that Helena Bonham Carter is in EVERY movie Johnny Depp is.
This has potential to be quite funny. I just don't know if I have that much more Seth Rogan left in me. I want to see it because I hear Michael Cera is a total dickhead in the movie and then he dies. Also, Emma Watson is supposedly crazy.
Movies that will probably suck
As a fan of the source material I can be nothing but offended at waves of zombies. Literal waves of zombies. It's not that bad at first, kind of like the running of the bulls... But then they stack up like a high tide of ants. Just uninteresting. Sorry Brad Pitt.
300: Rise of an Empire
Yep, the sequel no one asked for. Created entirely because the first did so well. I just don't think I have it in me to do it again. I mean even the 80 year old men had 16 packs. I have 1, a 1 pack. This takes place after the defeat of the 300 Spartans as Xerxes moves his men towards the Greek city-states. They asked Gerard Butler to reprise his role as Leonidas, but he said "Nah." Good start.