"Don't say words."
SPEECH GIVEN TO HIMSELF EVERY MORNING IN THE MIRROR:
Rob represents the wisdom and experience of the Gearbox Union. Intelligent beyond his youthful and vigorous exterior, he packs a variety of knowledge and history into a smooth and silky man-package. Rob is an avid fan of entertainment media and the arts in general, often touting that there is nothing as emotionally involving as a well-told story, outside of the affections of the many beautiful women that he has to fend off at all times. Rob has a number of unique hobbies including (but not limited to) breaking the laws of physics (flying airplanes), finding beauty in chaos (urban exploration), connecting the masses (technology), and anything that breaks the mold of day-to-day life. Also, he’s pretty.